I love, love, love doomed romance. I was probably the only person who was kind of excited and thrilled when Cathy died in Wuthering Heights because Heathcliff was still alive, so now things were going to get really weird, because there was still like a hundred pages of the book left. He was so weird and tortured to begin with, so now that she was dead I was like, oh man, how far can he take it? It's just SHOWTIME!
When I was little I was obsessed with the fraught romance of Axl Rose and Stephanie Seymour.
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| When Axl met Steph he apparently told someone "I got hit by a Mack truck, and the license plate reads 'Seymour.''" |
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| The chick tattooed on his arm is super-hot |
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| If they were together today they would be called "Sexl" |
Because convinced that they're love was THE GREATEST LOVE IN THE WORLD they went, hey, why don't we make an epic music video trilogy starring us to prove it?
And even though they didn't make it long enough to complete that trilogy together, and Axl starred in Estranged with himself, a monogrammed hightop sneaker, and animatronic dolphins, Steph's absence from the video is obvious, so clearly felt that she might as well be careening wildly around, waving a handgun, jumping off giant army ships and being busted by a SWAT team right alongside of Axl the whole time.
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